vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

(via abbyabsinthe)

cantbetamed:

imagine a boy liking you. wow.

(via farziex3)

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

(via sasstiel-of-the-lord)

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

(via noshitdicktracy)

religiousmom:

"your voice is annoying"

Oh thanks, let me just pick up another voice box from the store on my way home today you piece of shit

(via abbyabsinthe)

this show was supposed to be fun
i’m not having fun